TMI Tuesday: Pink and White Striped Cotton Cheeky Panties and Well Fitting But Hideously Colored Purple and Green Bra

1. Is there an entertaining story attached to (women) your first bra / (men) your first jockstrap? Actually no. I got my first training bra before I even wanted a bra! I was in 3rd grade, I think! (Anon Newlywed can confirm?) It was a little ridiculous.

2. Is there a story to (women) your first try at bralessness /(men) your first encounter with bralessness? Uh, no. I try not to go braless that often.

3. How about your first time going commando? I don't know the first time I went comando, but I used to go comando in high school all the time. Made me feel super sexy.

4. Or your first discovery of lack-of-underpants in another? Oh yeah! In 10th grade, Derek, a senior, sat behind and to the left of me in Algebra II. He flirted with me like crazy and I was ridiculously flattered. One time I turn around to flirt with him and he's wearing shorts... and I can see his dick. And it's hard. And he's making it wiggle up and down. I thought it was freaking hilarious, but not that sexy, unfortunately for Derek!

5. Any other good underwear-related tales to tell? Hahaha, one time ANW and I were at our friends house and she was getting ready for Wednesday night church (baptist thing?) and her clean jeans were downstairs in the laundry room. Between her bedroom and the laundry room is the kitchen, the living room, and the basement/playroom area. So she takes off sprinting, in her tee shirt and underwear, across the house. We run after her (we're fully clothed) and her two older brothers and her father are sitting in the living room looking at us like we're completely out of our mind. Which, of course, we were.

Also, one time I found a satin red jock strap in my dad's underwear drawer. I'm not the kind of person who is skeeved out by their parents sex lives. It is what it is. But that little item I found particularly hilarious.

*the title refers to what kind of undies I'm wearing right now